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True Blood

I'm not usually a fan of HBO or Showtime programming lately because it's all sex without a plot line. I also never watched True Blood  because Anna Paquin makes me irritated. However, after years of cajoling, my dad finally got me to watch it, and I am now obsessed. So much that I even want to read the books. It's genius. I mean, seriously. First of all, they make vampires like a new subset of society that is consistently discriminated against. Hilarious. Some of the gore is a little... gore-y, but it is HBO after all, and they are the only ones who can actually get away with it. Being able to cuss on television also allows for more interesting and violent plot lines, which is always a good thing in my book, as long as it makes sense... for the most part. Some of the stuff is a little out there - like were-panthers, fairies and shape shifters, but it's really no different than the shows I've been watching for years like Buffy  or The Vampire Diaries . I wish there ...

Star Wars

I suck. For years I thought that the entire Star Wars franchise was lame and stupid. I saw Episode III and liked it, but I wasn't over the moon about it. I had no idea what I was missing. I recently went through and watched every Star Wars film from start to finish, from the original all the way through baby Anakin and the emergence of Darth Vader. Amazing. While the original movie was great, it was really The Empire Strikes Back that really surprised me. It was great from start to finish. I found that there was no lameness, no nerdy stupidness to ruin my experience. The acting was great, the effects we great, and I even. Ended the stuff that was obviously added by George Lucas at a later time. Let me take a second to discuss this. I understand that fans (the rabid ones at least) were really pissed that Lucas went back through his films and not only enchanced the effects, but added some crappy cgi... Which was great at the time but not so great in 2012. For me, I liked the cha...

Fifty Shades of Bananas

Okay, so everyone (including Elvis Duran in the morning) was talking about the book Fifty Shades of Grey , and I was only mildly interested. Then, it was on the cover of Entertainment Weekly , and they were saying it is the most popular ebook of, like, all time. Who can pass that up? Because I know it was basically a porn novel disguised as erotica, I refused to pay for it... So I downloaded. I am about a quarter of the way through the second book in the trilogy and damn if it isn't a fun read. The author used to write twilight fan fiction, which is nerdy and lame, but it got her a book deal. She writes like Stephanie Meyer in that sort of annoying and not particularly talented way, but also in that same way that actually makes you care about werewolves and vampires that sparkle. This trilogy is the same way. I have no interest in erotica, mostly because they use stupid synonyms for penis and vagina, but I am compelled to read the next kindle page, the next chapter. The characte...

The Oscars aftermath

I totally rock. I guessed everything right, and that makes me happy for being right but also makes me happy because the right stuff won. HUZZAH!

THE OSCARS 2012

Hooray! It's Oscar night! I have seen quite a few of the nominated films, including The Artist , which I hope will win absolutely everything it's nominated for. It's unique and different, but it's beautifully acted and the cinematography is wonderful as well. I hope it gets what it deserves. I have again chosen to pick only what I want to win rather than what will win: Best Picture: The Artist Best Actor: Jean Dujardin (for The Artist ) Best Actress: Meryl Streep (for The Iron Lady ) Best Supporting Actor: Christopher Plummer (for Beginners ) Best Supporting Actress: Octavia Spencer (for The Help ) I am still pulling for John Williams, but The Artist probably deserves it - it was a silent film, afterall. Cheers! Have a great Oscar night!!!!

Grammys 2012 continued...

Watching Katy Perry perform, I'm thinking she has sour grapes about the divorce. In general, I enjoy Katy Perry - except that I think she sounds awful live because she can't really hit the high notes she thinks she can. Once she and Russell Brand announced they were getting divorced, I decided to side with Russell Brand. He is super funny and great - so in general, I think Katy Perry kind of sucks now. Yes, I am fickle and I don't care. They're celebrities - it's not like they're real people. :) Okay. Look. I try not to be too judgmental... at least for people I like. And I like Adele a lot. But her performance was... weird. I remember when she performed "Someone Like You" - it was amazing and her tone and pitch were dead on. Tonight she did "Rolling in the Deep" and, well, it was off. Like, I guess she hit all of the notes and everything, but the tone of her voice sounds messed up. I know she had surgery on her vocal chords and this was her ...

Grammys 2012

You know, I always think the Grammys are going to be great, and I am usually disappointed. This year, so far, is no exception. It's only an hour into the show and everything has been boring. What I don't like is that they hardly give out any awards anymore on the live telecast - it's all performances, and usually pretty crappy ones. I mean, seriously. Rihanna and Coldplay? Rihanna's part was okay, but Coldplay sucks and it's not exciting or fun to listen to at all. Speaking of Rihanna, I am happy for her that she wanted to sing live instead of lip synching her performance, but maybe she should have opted for lip synching if she was going to sound so awful. I'm just saying. And by the way, why is it okay to like Chris Brown again? I thought we all got together and decided that we would hate him forever. Why am I the only one sticking to the plan? I am excited to see Adele perform, and Nicki Minaj - but overall I'm sure it will suck. It is also lame that Whitn...