The Book of Mormon lyrics: Two by Two

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The most important time of a Mormon kid's life is his mission
A chance to go out and help heal the world that's my mission
Soon I'll be off in a different place
Helping the whole human race
I know my mission will be something incredible

Two by two we're marching door to door
Cause god loves Mormons and he wants some more
A two-year mission is our sacrifice
We are the army of the church of jesus christ
Of latter day saints

Two by two and today we'll know
Who will make the journey, when and where we'll go
We're fighting for a cause but we're really really nice
We are the army of the church of jesus christ
Of latter day saints

Two by two I guess it's you and me
We're off to reach across land and sea
Satan has a hold of France
We need to knock him off his perch
We are the soldiers of the army of the church
Of jesus christ of latter day saints

Heavenly father where will I go on my mission
Will it be China or old Mexico on my mission
It could be San Fran by the bay
Australia where they say g'day
But I pray I'm sent to my favorite place
Orlando (Orlando) I love you Orlando
Sea World and Disney and putt putt golfing

Two by two and now it's time to go
Our paths have been revealed so let's start the show
Our shirts are clean and pressed and our haircuts are precise
We are the army of the church
We are the army of the church
We are the army of the church of jesus christ

Two by two we march to victory
Armed with the greatest book in history
We'll convert everyone all across the planet earth
That is the beauty of, the essence of, the purpose of, the mission of
The soldiers of the army of the church of jesus christ
Of latter day saints

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